hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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