I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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