Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
i just realized the only form of arm exercise i get is holding my arms up in the stand up tanning booth
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
Just did a walk of shame dressed as a cowgirl and walked past his ex's entire sorority. Yippee kye aye, motherfucker.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
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