gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
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