You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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