It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm eating a block of cheese like its a sandwich in the tsa line
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