her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
I feel like my map app knows I'm hungover and is strategically not driving me by fast food places so I cannot stop
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
I hate when pretentious people talk bad ab corn dogs
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