garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
In a few years, 50 babies 50 states. Like it?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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