We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
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