do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Randomize
