Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Randomize