Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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