yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
She announced her abortion via fbk
false alarm. still invincible.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
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