ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
I just jerked off in front of my dog to make him jealous of my thumbs. There are consequences for stealing the last cheeto!
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Two words: blizzard sex
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
The ass gains better be worth it
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