Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
My final act is to send you this message. I love you. Tell my family that I love them. Except my dad. Tell him I said "Eh..." while rocking your hand side to side. And tell Tim that I will always love the idea of him. Tell Caleb I love him so. Take care of Miss Kitty Fantastico. Tell the world that I will watch over. Good bye. I love you.
My mom just gave me my fake back to buy her more wine.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
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