and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
No? The only contact I've had with him for months was when I drunk texted him from Costa Rica to say that all jazz sounds the same
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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