One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i just entered cocaine into my calorie counter.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
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