Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
I just saw a fat chick ask the bartender to top her corona off with grenandine cuz she has a "sweet tooth" no that's diabetes fatty
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
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