Barsexuality is the new black.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
He's like Medusa, you can't look directly into his eyes or you'll turn into a slut.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
Muscle is literally tearing itself off of my shins. No I am not going on another bar crawl with you.
I'll pay?
Pick me up at 9.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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