did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
We'll find out our level of friendship after tonight. You'll be helping me move a body. My body.
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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