bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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