just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
I can't sleep. My mind keeps asking "turn down for what?" but it won't accept any of my answers.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I climbed on the arm of the futon, flapping my hand fan frantically and hissing imprecations at the smoke detector
Randomize
