ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
i had a flashback to you roaring like a dying tiger and then throwing your wallet (maybe?) at the cat in the living room and saying "you're the only adult that lives here take all my money"
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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