I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
ttyl tear gas
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I've been told that their best stripper is on maternity leave. NEVER AGAIN.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
I see more hoeing in ur future
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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