try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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