I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
Walk of Shame today included voting.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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