Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I'm just crazy horny about you
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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