I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Ladies and gentlemen, the only person I know who would keg stand in pearls and a bow.
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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