they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
just jacked off in the bed i was conceived in.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Why is there bacon in the couch?
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