I think I just saw someone hide a body.
You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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