do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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