I wish I could punch you in the face.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
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