I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Imagine a baby lion feeding on an injured gazelle and it tasting fresh blood for the first time. That's me and this breakfast sammich
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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