I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
I have two black x marks on my hands.
Yep you got cut off last night after a stripper bent over in front of you and you screamed very loudly 'I can see your soul from here'
damnit I wish I could remember that.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
Fuck, now I'm not only the other woman, but the pregnant one
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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