Was i wearing a white blazer when you superpoke danced me??
Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
The old guy next door tried to get me to go to his apartment for shots formoonshine. =-0
If that weren't so sketchy I would encourage it
Yeah it was almost as sketchy as a white panel van pulling up offering candy
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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