It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Randomize
