I asked him where the store BJ's was and he unzipped his pants.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I vaguely remember you trying to make me a casserole with marshmallows and a can of beer.
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
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