I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
I think I'm going to go home and read The Bible.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Either I think of sex like a man, or all the men in Vegas are women.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
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