Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
we were at work and Infront of the whole bar you yelled. "JAKE I WANNA GET FUCKED TONIGHT!" Us day drinking > everyone else
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
He said "I can't wait for you to feel me inside of you so I can tell you gently that you're mine" and left me a 4 minute voice mail of him crying after I told him I didn't want to be with him. 30 year olds are off limits.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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