I don't do stupid things anymore. I do stupid people.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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