idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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