isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
Also I just took Ritalin with coffee so if anyone wants to know what numbers sound like, I got you
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
Who gets call-your-ex-from-4-years-ago drunk on a Thursday??
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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