I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
My favorite part of our friendship is your tits.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
My boyfriend texted me as I was texting some random hookup from last night. His text: "Morning baby" My response: "Your cum is in my hair"
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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