How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
the man who designed bathrooms to have toilets within easy puking distance from the shower is my hero
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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