is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Got stuck at my fwb place for three days because I decided sex was more important than my safety in the weather. Worth it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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