What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I'm drunk at a gay bar with my riding crop. God save the queens
I planned on emotionally scarring him for life this weekend. DAMN YOU PERIOD!
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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