To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
Randomize
