It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
U have successfully fucked my brains out. I just almost put deodorant on like chapstick
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
He asked me how many starwars references he could make before i no longer find him attractive.
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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