i don't like sucking hair
there was already a condom in her . . and it was bigger than me
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
So many lesbians keep hitting on me. I'm about to give up and just go home with the manliest one.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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