Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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