are you so shy because you have an std?
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I was like, booze is the closest thing I have to a father. Don't pour daddy down the sink
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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