They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
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