she called me screaming that i shouldn't ignore her phone calls, because she's not trying to get me to hang out with her and she doesn't want to be my girlfriend, she just wants sex.
what did you do?
i asked her out. that's so hot.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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