i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
he burped in my vagina and tried to deny it...
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Apparently I'm some kind of sexual camel.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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