anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
It's like... Even my horoscope knows I had an awkward threesome last night.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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